Daily Devotions - A Few Moments With God
Thursday, April 25, 2002

For to this you have been called, because Christ also suffered for you, leaving you an example, so that you should follow in his steps.
(1 Peter 2.21 NRSV)


"Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around him, he taught them saying: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven, Blessed are the meek. . . Blessed are they that mourn. . . Blessed are the merciful. . . Blessed are they that thirst for justice. . . Blessed are you when you suffer. . . Be glad and rejoice for your reward is great in heaven."

Then Simon Peter said: "Are we supposed to know this?"
And Andrew said: "Do we have to write this down?"
And James said: "I don't have any paper."
And Bartholomew said: "Do we have to turn this in?"
And John said: "The other disciples didn't have to learn this!"
And Matthew said: "May I go to the rest room?"
And Judas said: "What does this have to do with real life?"
Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus' lesson plan and inquired of Jesus: "Where is your anticipatory set and your objectives in the cognitive domain?"

And Jesus wept.


Dear God, forgive me for the excuses I make in not following your Word. Amen.

Ron Newhouse

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